{"id":134,"date":"2006-11-21T11:30:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T19:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/?p=134"},"modified":"2006-11-25T12:04:01","modified_gmt":"2006-11-25T20:04:01","slug":"blue-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/2006\/11\/21\/blue-laws\/","title":{"rendered":"blue laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>those miller lite commercials have always made me chuckle. i&#8217;m particularly amused by the manlaw ones where the <em>men of the square table<\/em> discuss manly dos and donts like capping beers, is it ok to hide a beer in the house fridge or do we tap tops or bottoms when toasting? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.manlaws.com\">they&#8217;ve got &#8217;em all online<\/a> if you need a refresher.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s in this same spirit &#8211; part fun, part c&#8217;mon have some damn sense &#8211; that i introduce the concept of Blue Laws. Blue Laws will fill in the gaps where accepted traditions fall short. it won&#8217;t go so far as being absolute, but they&#8217;ll level set on the dos and donts. this first one should be of no surprise given the recent thread on bluphi.com<br \/>\n<strong>Blue Law:<\/strong> All paraphanelia must be royal blue and pure white only.<br \/>\n<strong>Background:<\/strong> as my dean always told us while on line &#8220;think motherfuckers think!&#8221; colors were chosen for a reason. if you don&#8217;t remember, then find the ceremony this was revealed to you and partake in an upcoming one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Exceptions:<\/strong> when put on neutral colors like khaki, gray or even black. kinte cloth. to diss another org or claim &#8220;we look good in any color&#8221; is <u>NOT<\/u> an exception.<\/p>\n<p>BLUE LAW?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>those miller lite commercials have always made me chuckle. i&#8217;m particularly amused by the manlaw ones where the men of the square table discuss manly dos and donts like capping beers, is it ok to hide a beer in the house fridge or do we tap tops or bottoms when toasting? they&#8217;ve got &#8217;em all &#8230; <a title=\"blue laws\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/2006\/11\/21\/blue-laws\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">blue laws<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluephi.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}